Cian: How you feeling, Dylan?

Dylan: I'm good, Cian. I'm just a little nervous to see Melissa and have butterflies in my heart. 

Madison: It's cr-- it's crazy. It's crazy. It's like, it's crazy. 

Tina: At least we were not, um, U-Haul lesbians. U-Haul lesbians. [chuckles] At least we're trained lesbians. 

Pari: Yeah. Choo-choo! 

Logan: I just never realized how nice your room is. 

Oh! Thank you. My office? Thank you. 

Logan: Seriously, girl, you vacuum in there?

[intriguing music plays]

[bright trumpet music plays]

Connor’s Mom:  What are you most excited about, Connor? 

Connor: Well, I'm most excited about showing Georgie around London. We could go to Hyde Park or Buckingham Palace. 

Connor’s Mom: We have to look out for the weather. 

Connor: We have to check the weather. Yes. You know what an English summer is like? Rain. Lots and lots of rain. In fact, in London alone, they have over 170 ways to say that it's raining. Like "real brolly buster." "It's really chucking it down, really tipping it down." "Coming down in buckets, is it?" You're gonna so fit in, people are gonna think you're just one of the natives. Yeah, definitely. And the fact that I'm half English…

Connor’s Mom: Of course.

Connor: …will definitely help out, too. What if we saw the royals, like behind the fence at Buckingham Palace?

Connor’s Mom: See Will and Kate?

Connor: I don't know. Yeah, but could you imagine if I accidentally… bumped into one of their kids? It's Prince Louis, Princess Charlotte, or heaven forbid, Prince George. Why heaven forbid him? He's their oldest son. And when Will and Kate become king and queen, he'll be the crown prince.

Connor’s Mom:  Mm-hmm. Oh my gosh, you're gonna get to see the castle. Maybe the king. What about granddad? 

Connor: Oh yes, granddad. 

Connor’s Mom: Well, I can't wait for Georgie to get to see you and granddad together. She'll see so many similarities. Yeah, many. Let's get packing for London. Cheerio.

Pip pip. Can't forget me trunks. What about this, too? Think Georgie will like it?

[woman] Nice. You look very British. I feel like I belong out on the country. Will you be bringing that with us? Absolutely. I feel like it'll really help me blend in. Sure. All right, dude. Who's going to the UK? We are. Look out, Prince Chucky or King Chuck. We're on our way. Please don't call him King Chucky.

[majestic music plays]

[birds chirping] Georgie, welcome to Windsor Castle.

[Georgie] It's giant.

[Connor] Yes. This castle has been the home to over 40 British monarchs and has over 1,000 rooms. If I were in charge of this castle, I could man its defenses easy enough. I'd put archers up on the ramparts, catapults or ballistae up on the torrents, oil vats at the top of the parapet there, and about 60 mounted knights out here in this area. The rest of the infantry I would have inside the walls lying in wait. What are oil vats? They're big, big cauldrons full of hot oil that the soldiers would pour through a hole in the roof and into the gatehouse. Then they'd set it all ablaze. Burning any men inside. That sounds very dangerous. Well, I mean, this is war we're talking about, Georgie. What about the dragons? Where would you put them? I would keep them lying in wait. My secret weapon. Not one on that tower there? One there? Dragons are very big. Probably put them over there. That does look like the largest tower. I think there's an even bigger one on the other side. How much… how many pounds do you want to bet?

[chuckles] I don't need to bet anything. I know more about castles. Oh, okay. Pay up.

I didn't agree to anything.

[Georgie chuckles]

[Connor] It's still in good shape from the look of it. Looks like it's got plumbing. Looks like the whole place has been updated over the centuries. Don't let the rustic look of this castle fool you. It probably has really good internet. I feel like… Yeah, I feel like we're back in the Middle Ages. Ooh, do not trespass. Trespassing in this castle, you'll likely be liable to lose your head. Wait a sec, Georgie, I hear there's a lot of ghosts in castles.

[Georgie] Ooh. The ghost of Henry VIII will haunt you for life. Or maybe the ghost of Richard III. He was the most psychotic king this country ever had.

[Georgie chuckles] Look up. You see Igor and It.

[Connor chuckles]

[Georgie] And Lord Fordemont. Who? Lord Fordemont from Harry Potter. Voldemort. Yeah, Voldemort. Look, Lord Voldemort in the center, Igor, and then E.T.

[Connor] Georgie, that is not E.T. No, the one on the far corner right here next to me.

[Connor] That is not E.T.

[Georgie chuckles] E.T. with an inflamed nose, maybe.

[scoffs] All right, if that…

[Georgie giggles]

If you want to do it like that.

[Georgie laughs]

[Logan] Damn, I need some ChapStick. Ah. Excuse me one second, Sean, I have to wash my hands. They're sticky from the lip balm.

[Cian] It's Cian.

[Logan] I mean Cian. Sorry. Okay. Here we go. Oh, wait. Is it on? Oh my gosh, you can see me. You can hear me too. I can. Hey, Logan! Orange is a really great color for your hair. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. I like the pink in your shirt. Very handsome.

She said I looked handsome.

We have a lot to catch up on, right? Oh, yes. Jennifer, thanks to you, I had the best date ever. You did?! No, that's thanks to you. I can't wait to hear all-- Okay, so tell me about the gal that you were on the date with. Her name's Hailey, and she's… she was in a red dress. She works in the cafeteria.

And…

Oh, that's great. I know. Did it feel comfortable the whole time, or did you feel a little nervous?

A little bit of both.

[Jennifer] That makes sense. Tell me how you were feeling when you were talking with Hailey. Did you find her attractive? Did you think she was pretty? Jennifer, you're kidding me? After she was so nice to me on that date, I found her really attracting. That's great. I said she's the most beautiful girl in the world.

And she looked beautiful.

Wow. She smelled good. Her hair was so great.

You know something, Jennifer?

What's that?

[Connor] I'd rather be with her. I mean, who cares about girls with curvy hair? No offense. What I'm trying to say is I just feel like Hailey, ever since I saw her, I just… I've just been thinking about her. So today, when you go on your date together, have you thought about things you want to tell her or ask her about? Well, I could… I could ask her if she wants to kiss me, but I'm just really worried, and I don't want Hailey to think I'm disrespectful. I really do want to kiss her, but I was just wondering, Jennifer, do you think I should say it on this date, or should I just wait?

[Jennifer] If she's kind of giving you signs, if she's looking at you a lot and smiling at you a lot and looks like she might be having romantic feelings towards you, then what you can always say to her is, "I'd really like to kiss you. Is that something you'd like?" Okay. I'm gonna say it at the end. I'm not gonna say it at the beginning because I'm not gonna… I'm not just gonna just, like, get to the kissing. I mean, what do you think I am? One of those guys who just… who just wants to just cut to the things.

Cut to that part, yeah.

[Connor] Like… I want Hailey to know me before I start giving her a little mouth-to-mouth. Yes, okay. That's a good… good plan, yeah. I have to say things that make her comfortable, right? Yep, absolutely. So, like, I shouldn't say things like, "You're my woman," or something like, "Did you come from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see." I don't know, Jennifer. What do I say?

What do you say when you first see her?

Yeah, she… She smells… She looks so pretty,

and she smells so good.

Okay.

What what can I say?

[Jennifer] Okay. Those are both nice things to say about somebody. You can absolutely say, "You look so pretty." Well, Logan, I'm really excited for you. Trust yourself. You've got this. Really, you do. Oh, yes, I do. I do. Make sure that y'all let me know how it goes, okay?

Oh, Jennifer, I will.

[Jennifer] Okay. Bye, Logan. Bye, Jennifer. Stay pretty. I mean, stay beautiful. Thank you. You too, honey. Buh-bye.

[Connor] She's like heaven from above.

[bright music plays] So I am very emotional right now in an exciting way because I am seeing my best friend that I grew up with. Haven't seen… haven't her in 13 long years since I left California. I still remember the last time I saw her very vividly because I didn't want to tell her bye.

[emotional music plays] I had no idea we'd be running into each other in Nashville. I had no idea. We had very opposite interests growing up. She was a tomboy. I was a girly girl. She was into cars. I was into dolls. She was into sports. I was into jewelry making. Her mother got me into… got me into jewelry making.

[Cian] Oh, that was her. I've wondered all these years, what is she like as an adult? What is she like? And she's found her cowboy sweetheart. I found my cowboy sweetheart. Like, she's gonna meet a whole new Madison.

[bright music playing] Oh my gosh!

Oh my God, it's been so long.

Hello!

Nice to finally see you.

I can't believe it's been so long! Oh my God. I wasn't even hugging when I saw you last. I know. Just can't even believe we're seeing each other. I remember when I saw you last, you asked me when the next time you'd see me was, and we were both crying. We were at your house.

I know.

I remember the whole thing.

I'm like, I'm shaking. It's been so long.

I know. Isn't that fun? Look at me. I'm shaking too.

Yes.

We'll get through this together. I thank your mom for teaching me how to make jewelry.

I know. So special, huh?

Yes. It is so special. I still remember that day as if it were yesterday.

I know.

You wanted to play in the dirt and rain,

and she showed me her closet.

[laughs] Oh. And look at you, you've done so well with it.

It's beautiful.

Yes. Oh yes, I have. It's just so pretty. Oh yes. I have a little something for you because it's been so long. My very first bracelet I ever made was a blue monogram one for you

and a red monogram one for me.

You have one too. We're matching. I had to do it. I had to do it this morning.

[woman] Yes, that's perfect.

Let me take a peek at all this stuff.

Of course. And look at the shells. Do you notice anything different… what I'm not carrying around anymore? What?

Madison doll is no longer with me.

Oh my God.

Is that a shock or what?

Do you have any dolls with you?

Just only a few small ones in here.

That's perfect. I remember we used to watch the medical channel when we were little girls. It was New Year's day, you were sleeping over, and I remember you turned on Mystery Diagnosis.

Do you remember that?

Yeah. Tyler does not like the medical channel. He's like, "No, I don't need to see that." He makes me watch crime shows. I make him watch medical shows. There you go. Compromise, right? How are things going with Tyler? Things are going well with him. He's a… he's a great guy. Aw. And your family likes him?

Yes. Everyone loves him.

Oh good.

That's a good sign.

Yes. Our anniversary's next month. It's so exciting. We both have our cowboy sweethearts. I remember when we were little, talking about our weddings. I know. And now we're both with these cowboys.

Give me a hug.

[Madison] Of course. It's just been so, so, so long. Yeah, you never hugged me as a kid, but you get to hug me all you want as an adult.

[woman] Heck yeah.

As a kid, I would turn away from it.

[laughs] Yeah. But now, this relationship has turned me on to hugging. Yes. Because I'm… I'm with a guy who just loves to hug all day. Oh, that's so awesome. I'm so excited. I'm so happy for you too.

It's just been so long.

It's been so long. 13 years too long. I know. But now we're here, and we're gonna dance to some country music.

Yeah, we're gonna go in some honkytonk.

Should we go for a walk?

Of course, let's go.

Let's do it.

I'm so excited to meet Tyler.

Yeah, I'm so excited to meet Chandler.

[woman] We've grown up so much.

We're not kids anymore.

Nope. We're doing good.

[intriguing music playing] Wow. Interesting river. Oh, there's fish there too. I didn't see any fish, but there is one fish. Nevermind, I see two fishes now. Oh, no, wait. Make that three fish now. I can see the three fishes. Ooh, look at that, Cian. There's garbage in there. Ooh, that's not good. That's not good for the environment. My heart is just pounding, Cian, for Melissa.

[exhales] Interesting. Very interesting. Hi, Melissa.

Hi. It's nice to see you again, Dylan.

Nice to see you again, yeah.

Hi.

Yeah.

How are you?

Good, good.

That's good.

I'm doing good. I got you something.

Oh, thank you.

It's for you. I know you like sharks, like you said, and this is for you.

Oh my gosh, Dylan, that's so nice of you.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

Thank you, it's so amazing.

Yeah, thank you.

I love sharks too.

Yeah, I know. You said that.

Yeah. How you been, Melissa? I've been good, how have you been? Good, Melissa. Thanks for asking.

Can we go inside?

Yes. And may I just hold your, um, this, as a gentleman to do? Uh, sure. [chuckles] Don't worry, taking your time is good.

[Melissa] Yes. I've been thinking about you since the last time I saw you. Okay. And I wanna see you again, and here we are now. Yes, here we are now. Yes, I know.

[Melissa] Uhhuh.

Yes.

Do you have a favorite Disney princess?

[Dylan] Snow White. I also like Shrek. I think, um, you remind me of the human Princess Fiona. What do you mean by that?

[Dylan] Because I… I like you. Ah, that's nice of you. Yes.

[Melissa] That's nice of you.

Thank you. Uh-huh. Um… do… do you like aquariums? Uh, yes. Why? Oh, I don't know. I love aquariums also.

Interesting for me.

[Melissa] Yeah. Yeah, me and my friend Natalie love aquatic animals.

Uhhuh.

Um, she's like my closest friend. Do you have a close friend? No, I don't think so. Why? Oh, okay. That's cool. Yes. And do you… would you like to say something else also? No, I'm good. No? Um, do you like canoeing? No, I don't.

[cocktail shaking] I really like your hair. Thank you. You have a nice smile. Mm-hmm, thank you. You're welcome.

[sizzling]

[Dylan] Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, that looks delicious.

[Melissa] Thank you so much.

[Dylan] Thank you.

Thank you.

[Melissa] Do you like Harry Potter? Oh, yes. Everyone thinks I look like Harry Potter a bit because of my glasses. I get mistaken by Harry Potter all the time. "Harry Potter, is that you?" I say, "No, I'm not him. I'm sorry about it."

[Melissa] Okay.

[Dylan] And that was it. Oh, okay. Do you speak Spanish? Oh, yes, I learned it from my mom and community and everyone back in the days. I know Spanish. Oh, yes, interesting. Me gusta mi familia.

That means "I love my family."

Uhhuh. Uh-huh, interesting. Very interesting.

Do you know the word "carro"?

Carro?

[Dylan] Yes, car.

Uhhuh. Ooh, how about like fish, pescado? Pescado. Good, yes.

That's it, thank you.

[Melissa] Mmhmm. I went hiking to Sequoia, and I encountered a bear. Interesting. Is it scary to see a bear?

[Melissa] They're cute. They can be dangerous. Just don't follow them in the woods.

Yeah, exactly.

That's dangerous. I should give them fishes in case if I stare at one.

Oh, no.

[Dylan] Like fish. No, I think what you should do is walk away slowly.

Yes, I will do that, thank you.

[Melissa] Uhhuh. Yeah, and I took my dogs with me too and my family.

[Dylan] Dogs, you said?

Yeah.

[Dylan] You know who has dogs?

[Melissa] Who?

Paris Hilton. Have you heard about Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton?

[Dylan] Yeah.

[Melissa] Oh, that's cool. Um, I also saw deers. Well, you hunt deer. Oh… yeah. I don't really like hunters. I'm not a hunter. I'm sorry about that. Oh, okay.

Can I ask you something, Melissa?

Yeah. Are you an alcoholic or not? No.

[Dylan] What, you're not?

No.

[Dylan] Uh-huh, interesting. I think it's, um… time to head out, don't you think?

Yeah, let's go.

[Melissa] Yes. Okay, no, how am I… Okay, how? Oh, there it is now. I got it.

It was really fun.

I know, the food is good. Yeah, it was really good. Cool.

[Dylan] It's cool, yeah.

Oh, look at the fishes. Oh, wow. Oh, look at that. Very interesting. I had a really nice time with you, Melissa. I did too, Dylan.

I wanna ask you a question.

Yes. Do you wanna go on a date with me? Uh… I'll think about it. Okay.

I'll think about it and get back to you.

Okay.

Thank you.

[Melissa] Mmhmm.

So, yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, I'll think about it, okay?

Okay. Yeah.

Thank you.

[Melissa] Mmhmm.

So, yeah.

Yeah. Um… yeah.

Uh, nice seeing you.

Nice seeing you.

Nice seeing you.

Melissa, goodbye. Bye.

[bright music plays] I'm planning on going up to Park City for… for my date.

[Cian] Snow date.

Yes, snow date.

[laughs]

[Cian] What's that for? Um, the snowman's head. To be honest, I kind of look like an old movie star with this hat on.

[laughs]

[fast-paced music playing]

[Cian] Nice.

[laughs] I feel like Fred Astaire in this hat.

[laughs]

[Cian] Fred Astaire, does he dance? Um, he's… he's dead.

[gentle music plays]

[phone line trilling]

Hi!

[woman] Hi, Emma.

Hi, Mom.

Are you excited? Yeah.

[Mom] I'm really excited for you.

Are you gonna make him laugh?

Yes. Do you have any good jokes that you've been saving? I could do my Donald Duck impression. Yeah, there you go.

[imitates Donald Duck] Hello, my name is Donald Duck.

[laughs] There you go.

[Emma laughs] That will break any awkward silence, Emma.

Mmhmm.

Or Mickey Mouse.

[imitates Mickey Mouse] Oh, I'm just excited to see the moon landers.

Yeah. See, there you go.

[Emma laughs] But the thing is, like, you know, I just don't wanna try too hard.

Just be yourself.

[Emma] Yeah. What Emma does, right? Yeah. [laughs] So cute, you're so fine, so just be you.

[laughs] Of course. Bye. [kisses]

[sweeping classical music plays]

Hey!

Hi.

Emma's back.

Yeah. [chuckles]

[woman 1] Welcome back.

[Emma] I'm back.

So…

[Emma laughs] How'd it go? It went great.

Oh, nice.

[Emma] Yes.

[woman 2] Did you like him?

Yes.

Really?

Yes.

Nice!

Yeah.

[woman 1] I can tell.

[laughs] Not obvious at all.

[laughing]

You're not giggly or happy at all.

[laughing]

That's good.

Okay, tell us everything. Okay. So his name is Eric.

[woman 1] Okay.

Eric. He is LDS too.

Nice.

[Emma] Yes. He also does acting too, so.

There you go, you got your creative side.

A winwin.

[Emma] Yeah, I did.

That's awesome. We stared into each other's eyes a lot.

Oh.

[laughs] Yeah. Well, you know that's good, then, 'cause solid eye contact is terrible when you're on the spectrum.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

[laughter] Yeah. There were, like, a few awkward moments, but, like, the fact that we were, that we, like, kept the conversation going just like subsided that. Yeah, I mean, there's always gonna be awkward moments. Yeah, yeah, true. It took a minute, but I think we kind of eased into it.

[women] Yeah.

Yeah. We have the most… most important question, kid. Was he hot?

Yes.

[woman 2] Oh!

[Emma] Yes.

Nice.

[laughter]

Did you get butterflies in your stomach?

Yes.

Okay.

Yes, I did.

[laughing]

You're, like, so giddy, it's amazing.

[woman 2] Oh, for sure.

[woman 1] I haven't… I don't know that I've seen you like this before.

It's great.

[woman 2] I know.

You have another date.

Yeah, I know! I know. Well, that's awesome.

[whooping]

Whoo!

Yeah.

[laughter]

[mysterious music playing]

[Emma, deep voice] Brave, daring, Gryffindor!

[Cian] So what's happening today, Emma? I'm having a birthday party, Harry Potter style. Also, my family and friends are meeting Eric.

[giggles] Oh, Emma, I can't even tell if you like him or not. Yeah. You hide it so well.

[laughs]

[Cian] Meeting the family, that's big.

[Emma] It's huge.

I've been dying.

I've never done this before.

I've been dying to meet him.

[Emma] Yeah.

Hi, guys!

Hi!

Happy birthday!

[Emma] Thank you!

Happy birthday.

Thanks!

Jess!

Hey!

[Emma laughs]

[Emma laughing]

Hey, how are you? I'm so happy!

Happy birthday.

Oh my God.

[woman] Ooh, I bet that's him!

[Emma laughing]

Ooh. Ooh.

Okay.

Ooh, Emma.

Hey!

Hey!

How are you?

Good.

[Emma laughs]

Yeah.

Happy birthday. Thanks. Thank you. Why don't you come on in? Yeah. It's good to see you again.

[Emma] Good to see you too. Oh, you got a nice place. Oh, thanks. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Yeah, thanks. [chuckles] Yeah, we like to decorate stuff.

Nice.

[Emma] All right, cool. We should probably be in here for a little bit so you don't get overwhelmed by the group.

Right, thanks.

[Emma] Yeah. Yeah, no problem.

[both chuckle]

[Eric] Hmm.

[both chuckle]

So do you want to meet my family?

Yeah, sure.

All right.

Definitely.

Wait here while I go get them.

Okay.

Mom, Dad.

[Dad] Yeah? Yeah, this is the family. This is my dad, Mike.

Hi, Eric.

Hi.

So nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Liz.

That's my mom, Liz. Nice to meet you, Liz.

This is my brother, Cam.

What's up? Nice to meet you, man.

[Eric] Nice to meet you.

[Emma] Yeah.

[Eric] I like the hair.

Thanks.

I like your hair even more.

[Emma] Yeah. Sharp.

[Emma] Yeah, sharp.

From the… definitely 2000s.

Yep.

2000s.

Nice.

[Emma] Yeah.

[laughter] Emma tells us that you, like, do acting projects and stuff like that?

Yes.

[Liz] Cool. Emma also loves to grace her presence on the stage.

[Emma] I do. I do.

Awesome.

[Liz] Yeah.

[Emma] Yes. Oh, I meant no ill will with the 2000s stuff. I… I meant that as a compliment. He… he knows. He knows. He loves to experiment with his hair. Oh, yeah, I do everything. And other people's hair too.

[Cam] Yeah, it's fun.

[Emma] Yeah. So tell me a little bit about what it's been like to go on dates with my daughter, Emma. They're really fun.

[laughter]

I… She's got a great laugh. Oh, thank you. Thanks.

You're welcome.

[laughter] I love that. [laughs] Eric does a great Jim Carrey facial expressions.

[Liz] Awesome.

[Mike] Really?

Oh, nice! Yep.

Oh, nice.

[imitates Jim Carrey] Alrighty, then.

[laughter]

[indistinct chattering]

[woman] I can't believe Tyler and Madison are getting engaged. You look so terrific right now. Aw, thank you. So do you. You look like an Acela express train. I think I would need a little bit more, I don't know what color. I think I would need white in this outfit. Oh, you… you really are the Amtrak to my commuter rail.

You are too.

Thank you. I think we should couple up.

You're so adorable.

You are too. I'm so glad I found the light at the end of my tunnel. It's you. You're my light at the end of the tunnel too. Aw, thank you, Tina. I can't wait to move in with you at some point. Same!

Fast track the relationship.

Yes. ♪ Come on, ride the train ♪ Whoo, whoo!

Why do I have all these train puns?

I love it. Because we're meant to be. The stars align. There's… It wasn't coincidence that we saw two couples getting married on their dates. Or is it because our… our trains are on similar tracks? They are. I think, yeah, we definitely got the chemistry. I love how you made sure you didn't eat gluten before you kissed me.

It was the sweetest thing ever.

[Tina] I know. I'm so excited that we are on our third vacation together this summer. I know, it's so amazing. It's been a whirlwind. I just feel like I just finally found the one for me. I… I did too. I just can't wait to see everyone. It's gonna feel like tea princesses. How does it feel to have your sister getting engaged? It's incredible. I've been living with her since February now, and Tyler's over pretty much every single day.

[man] How do you get along with your future bro-in-law, Parks? Tyler's a very easy-going guy. It's hard for anyone to not get along with him.

I… I hear you.

And it's perfect for her.

[indistinct chattering]

[man] So, Pari.

Yeah? What are you doing now for work? I'm currently interning at the MBTA.

Oh, wow, the MBTA!

Oh, wow. Yeah, I love it. That's definitely fabulous, and it's a dream becoming a reality.

Congrats to you.

Thank you so much.

[woman] Mm-hmm. Any of you guys ever been to Peru?

No, never.

Neither have I. Dani, are you satisfied in your relationship? Totally, I am, all thanks to Henry, and he's always there to, like, help me, be with me, and, um, accepts me for who I am. Aw, that's so sweet. We're kind of like yin and yang. Well, messiness, the chaos, the cleanliness, but he teaches me the cleanliness side, you see? That's awesome. I'm so happy to hear that. You gotta find ways to balance chaos and order.

[Pari] Oh, yes.

Right.

I got the most beautiful girl too.

Yeah. When are you guys going on your anniversary?

Oh, it's coming up this weekend.

It's on the 9th.

Of this month?

[Pari] Mmhmm.

Oh, wow, congratulations.

[Pari] Yeah! So excited.

[indistinct chattering] There's this one guy in New York, he yelled, "Fuck you, asshole." If I were there, I would say, "Hey, you better show some respect, unless you want me to report you to the police." Yeah, that's New York for ya.

[Dani] So the kissing is the first base of the baseball, and the second base is where you kind of go down, you know, feel the cups. Feel the cups is what the, um, the second base is. The third base is where you do the low jobs, right? The low jobs. And then when you go to the home run… Well, the home run for a lot of lesbians… Let me just think what a lesbian can do.

This is interesting.

[laughter] You gotta find ways to like, um, you know. Oh. When there's a will, there is a way.

[Tina] Mmhmm.

Yeah.

[indistinct chattering]