OK, guys, this is Dex and Frankie.

What’s up, boys? This is Shane. He’ll teach you what it’s like working in a real shop.

Big Daddy Shane.

Oh yeah. Big Shane. Hell yeah, boys. Oh, this is Will.

Squirrel vibes.

That’s it. Big-time squirrel vibes. Look at him, right? ’Cause he’s got that … Hey, stop playing!

[shouting] You heard him! You play too much! So stop playing around! Squirrel vibes? Squirrel-ass vibes? Shut up! All right. Let’s have a good day. ♪ Well, I’ve got to work. ♪

[Will] You are in safe hands with the team at Valley Forge Auto. We’ve been busier than ever, and most importantly, our customers are happy. We have the lowest prices around. So come on down to Valley Forge Auto. What we should be doing is trashing our competitors. Like, “National Tire Center. They forgot about 9/11.”

“We didn’t. Disgusting.”

No. “Heard they’re owned by private equity that also dabbles in child trafficking.” Shane! Oh shit, my dad’s here.

[man 1] I’ve been using this testosterone cream. Your penis is gonna fill with blood whether you like it or not.

[Shane] Why are you in town?

I think I can help you. I don’t need your help. I got a good job. I got a girlfriend. I’m so horny. I think you have the wrong number, but if that guy doesn’t answer, call back.

[laughs]

♪ Yeah ♪

You like being a mechanic?

[Shane] I did. But now, I don’t know. Don’t you eventually wanna move up to manager? You do not want me to be a manager.

[man 2] He just wants the place to be successful. Seems like he wants you to be a big part of it.

[laughs]

I’m gonna ruin this.

Shane! ♪ I’m just doing all the work ♪ ♪ If you’ve got something to say then say it ♪

♪ Doing all the work ♪

Oh! ♪ If you’ve got something to say then say it ♪

[Will] Dave, don’t be dramatic. All right, dickheads, listen up. Can anyone give me an example of nonverbal sexual harassment?

Kinda walked right into that one, huh?

Yeah. ♪ Doin' work ♪ ♪ Ha, hoo, ha ♪

[man 1] I can see you making that face.

What face?

Shane.

Shane.

Shane.

No, no, no, no, no. Not you.

Dave, stay off our side.

I’m sorry.