[TITLE CARD] THE CROWN

Imelda Staunton (as the Queen): For those of you who don’t know me, I am the mother of the groom.

[laughter] 

Imelda Staunton (as the Queen): Today has been a memorable day with a single, happy event bringing the whole nation together. So now, will you all raise your glasses to the young couple?

[laughter] 

Imelda Staunton (as the Queen): Charles and Camilla.

[crowd] Charles and Camilla.

[gentle instrumental music playing] 

[TITLE CARD] QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY

Man: Shall we? 

[TITLE CARD] LOVE WEDDING REPEAT

Man: Love is a weird thing, isn’t it? But I think the most important thing is that the person you’re with loves you for being you, and you love them just for being them. And that’s what Hayley and Roberto have. And that’s what I have with Rebecca.

[spits]

[yelps]

[in Italian] Woman: Animal!

[in English] Man:  I am — I am so sorry. My God. 

[TITLE CARD]  MOTHER OF THE BRIDE

Man 1: Do you take Richard to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Woman: I do.

[woman whimpering] 

Man 2: Keep it together. 

Man 1: Emma, please place a ring on Richard’s left hand. 

Woman: With this ring, I thee wed.

[sobbing] Woman 2: Having a mother meltdown. Repeat, mother meltdown. Have makeup on standby for touch-up.

[TITLE CARD] ONE DAY

[glass clinking]

Crowd: Speech! 

Woman: It’s one of the great cosmic mysteries. How is that someone can go from being a total stranger to being the most important person in your life. Oh, no, Graham. I’m not talking about you. I’m talking about me. Yeah, I’m talking about Tilly and me.

[TITLE CARD] LOVE IS BLIND

[laughter] 

Woman: Never in a million years did I ever imagine that I would fall in love with somebody over a wall. [laughs] But feeling your character and learning to know and love your soul … I love your soul. 

Man: I love you too, baby.

[laughs] 

Woman: I’m excited for what’s next. 

[TITLE CARD] THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Man: Do you promise to love and cherish this big hairy ******* for the next 24 to 48 hours?

Man: Give or take a day.

[shushes] 

Woman: I’m gonna try. 

Man: Well, then… [sobbing] I pronounce you married. Viva la apocalypse!

[cheering]

[bright instrumental music playing]

[TITLE CARD] BRIDGERTON

Man: I now pronounce you man and wife. 

[TITLE CARD] ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

Natasha Lyonne (as Nicky Nichols): Do you, Alex, accept this contraband paperclip we found in the law library in a book about the landmark case Bottoms v. Bottoms, which sounds fascinating, as a token of Piper’s eternal appreciation and love? 

Taylor Schilling (as Piper Chapman): I do. 

Natasha Lyonne (as Nicky Nichols): I now pronounce you prison married!

[TITLE CARD] GINNY & GEORGIA

VO Woman: We may not have had a traditional childhood, but my mom’s love was our white picket fence. Our safety net. She’s a force. My mom would do anything for us. And Paul, she loves you.

[gasps] 

Woman: We did it! We did it!

[Paul laughs]

[applause]