Stevan: Three, two, one.

Bryton: Wait, where are we going? Straight up?

Elys: Yes?

[all laugh]

[whimsical music playing]

Izzy: I don't really come and try to, like, spit some game at you. 

Micah: If you had to give me game, what would you say? 

Izzy: All right. When is your birthday?

[music warps] 

Izzy: Meeting these girls… It's exciting. It's nerve-racking. I wear my sleeve on my shoulder, and it's just like…

Dominique: Your heart on your sleeve?

Izzy: My heart on my sleeve.

[laughs]

Izzy: My bad. My heart on my sleeve. I could be bit of a flirt sometimes. I've actually been engaged twice. I mean, third time's the charm, hopefully.

Alara: Wow. 

Izzy: It's like talking to the hot girl at school, you know. You work from home or--

Tolú: I work from home.

Izzy: Okay. But then it's like, "No, be confident. Wear the confidence," you know. I started playing pickleball here recently.

[boing] 

Izzy: My ass like-- I'm [bleep] spread leg, ass up in the air. I'm [bleep] wild and-- 

Micah: What kind of wild? [laughs] 

Izzy: You can find that out later. This is so embarrassing.

Micah: I'm just really disappointed.

[sniffling]

Dom: Everyone's crying. Every-- Everyone, tonight, has cried or has been in tears at some point, except for me. I don't know if everyone's taking a page out of the "Dom Season 1" notebook. That's my move.

Dom: [voice breaks] I didn't think this was… Why is it raining? Why is--? 

Dom: All you people out there making edits of me crying… Cool, I get that. That's fine. But also, remember I did the push-ups.

Nick Lachey and Group: 21, 22, 23… …26, 27!

[all cheering]

Dom: I did the 27 push-ups with someone on my back. Thank you. Carry on. 

Stevan: What was that challenge like for you today?

Tolú: Very uncomfortable.

Stevan: Was it? How did you feel about kissing Dom though, considering the circumstances?

Tolú: I did not like that because I would rather kiss Dom knowing that I'm kissing Dom. 

Stevan: Apparently, you rather kiss me, based on the numbers but--

Xanthi: LOL. [laughs]

Tolú: Argh!

Xanthi: There he goes.

Tolú: I'm never gonna live this down. Never gonna live this down.

Xanthi: What do you mean?

Tolú: We were talking about the challenge and stuff. I'm like, I could tell that he felt a way.

Stevan: Because it's me or because it's not him?

Tolú: No, not about you. More so that I ranked you so high and I gave him a five. 

Stevan: You gave him a five?

Xanthi: You didn't know it was him.

Tolú: I didn't know it was him. 

Stevan:I didn't know you gave him a five. Thought you gave him seven or eight. I didn't--

Tolú: I wish I did. I would if I could do this whole thing all over again! This is like the worst first challenge for me and Dom. I was so excited to go out here, dominate, wreck some shit up, win a date. I just met my match yesterday. Like, I don't even know his middle name. I don't even know what Dom stands for. [laughs] Actually, now that I think about it… Is Dom his full name? Like… Is it like Dom… Demaryius? Demaryius, um… Henry… Last name?

[laughs]

Alara: Come on, Izzy! Get in!

[Izzy grunting]

Micah: On three, we go to this side? 

Stevan: To the right, then back to center. Then back left and back to center. Okay? 

Alara: On three, two, one. Go!

[all laughing]

Stevan and Izzy: Three, two, one.

[all laughing] Three, two, one.

[all laughing]

Stevan and Izzy: Three, two, one.

[all laughing] 

Alara: I'm dying of laughter. [laughs]

Izzy: Come on.

[Bryton laughs] 

Stevan: This is the cuddle puddle you've been waiting for. Come on! Come on!

Stevan: Everyone, look up. Three, two, one.

Bryton: Where are we goin'? Straight up?

Elys: Yes?

[all laugh] 

Stevan: Chris Hahn, you were a stripper?

Izzy: I just found this out too. Dude, how did you get into that?

Chris: Honestly, um…

Alara: You have to have good rhythm. 

Chris: I bar tendered at PF Chang's at the time. This older woman came in and we were just like talking, and she was like, "You're a good-looking dude. How old are you?" Gave her, like, my life story. Then she was just like, "Ever thought of doing a little bit of male entertaining?" They were auditioning for it. 

Micah: Not the stripper recruitment at PF Chang's. 

Stevan: Could you already do the belly roll before that? 

Chris: I learned how to do this when I was six. You were born for this.

Micah: Wait do it. I don't know what you're talking about.

Stevan: You've never seen his belly roll?

Micah: That's your stripper move? 

Chris: There was moment in time in my life where I was, uh, recognized as Axel Stone. That was my stripper name. Not my, like, proudest moment, but I definitely had my fun.

[ding]

Harry: We both love mayo. Elys puts it on everything. She loves mayonnaise.

Stevan: Okay.

Harry: I love mayonnaise.

Stevan: Okay. So should you leave the show together? You got your perfect match?

Harry: I have mayonnaise on everything. I'd [bleep] have mayonnaise soup. I would brush my teeth-- 

Stevan: Do you eat mayonnaise with a spoon?

Harry: She does. She eats it with carrots. I think I'm a pretty thoughtful gentleman. You know, I speak to a girl, I hear her needs, I hear what she needs in a man, but most importantly, needs in life.

Harry: Dude.

[Stevan laughs] 

Harry: What? I love mayonnaise. Elys loves mayonnaise. And I feel like that's a hard gift to come by. Elys! I got something for you. It's gonna change everything for us.

Elys: What the hell! No, if that's a bug--

Harry: No, Elys, please.

Elys: Can I trust you?

Harry: Yes. 

Elys: This is a big trust game. 

Harry: A hundred percent. I promise you're gonna fall in love with me if I show you this. Mayonnaise!

Elys: Oh my God!

Harry: I got you mayonnaise.

Elys: [laughs] Yes.

Harry: There you go.

Elys: Oh!

Tolú: This is some Caucasian [bleep] I've ever seen in my life.

Xanthi: I'm not even--

Tolú: What is going on?

Dom: Trevor! Do it.

Trevor: I'm a little nervous, a little excited. You can kinda see the girls are a little standoffish. 

Bryton: If you want to be brutally honest, um… 

Trevor: Yo, you care if I talk to her after?

Bryton: Yeah, 30 seconds.

Trevor: All right. 30 seconds.

Bryton: Cool.

Trevor: I'm gonna time you.

Bryton: It's not gonna be 30 seconds.

[Elys laughs] 

Trevor: He said, "Thirty seconds." I said I'm gonna time him. 

Dom: Don't let him tell you there's a time. Trevor, what the--

[both laugh]

Dom: Goddammit! I taught you better than this.

Trevor: [laughs] I'm sorry, dude. I feel like I don't need to establish my alphaness off the bat. I'll establish it if it's needed. It's been 30 seconds. 

Bryton: Did he just say, "It's been 30 seconds"? There's no way he's counting. I mean, damn, bruv. That [bleep] was not cool. All right, like, 30 more seconds. Times five.

Elys: You obviously-- 

Trevor: You want me to go over there and flip the table or something?

Jake: Nah, bro--

Dom: No, no, that's all-- Don't. You don't got to do all that. 

[Trevor laughs]

Dom: I'm a huge nerd. I like numbers and stats and math. There's roughly about, uh, three women that I don't know of, that haven't been here. That's about, uh, 33% chance that one of them is my perfect match, if any three of them are. And that's also not including or a factor in the fact of if they might be interested in someone else. I don't know their sexualities or anything 'cause I don't know who they are. So that roughly leaves it… roughly about 17 other people they could potentially be interested in, which raises or lowers the percentages, um, extremely. If you were here, I would've been like, "Okay." "That makes this house a little interesting."

Christine: Oh, would it?

Dom: Yeah. I can get on with multiple people. So, you know, I'm doing all the little equations… are going around in my head like that meme right now. And I'm thinking probability is low. But it's there. [laughs]

Bryton: Let me let you in on a secret. I don't know if you've caught on, but your boy got a sweating problem. There'll be days when I was in elementary school that I would get off the school bus, walk all the way around my house, and sit on the AC unit. Can you give me a white towel, please? 'Cause I was sweating profusely.

[indistinct chatter] 

Bryton: Dude, I'm dripping. It's a hundred degrees outside, and we're in the middle of Tulum, and it's raining every damn day. I'm chilling in the pool because it's hot as [bleep] in this jungle. Oh my God, I'm sweating so bad. 

[Elys chuckling] 

Elys: You're sweating still. 

Bryton: I… I have a disease. 

Elys: Bryton is quite literally just so hot.

Bryton: Y'all need a paper towel? I know it’s hot.

Stevan: I'm cool. Thank you. 

Bryton: All right, cool.

Jessica: I don't think I've ever sweat that much, accumulatively, in my whole life. 

Bryton: Does anybody have a quick rag or anything? I just wanted to have it in case I needed to wipe. I need like a paper… Yeah. I mean, I can use my own shirt for now, but…