[tense instrumental music plays]

[man 1] Good morning, house huntees!

[woman 1] Wow! 

[woman 2] Look at Margo. She looks like an AI-generated *****. 

[man 2] But do you like Margo? 'Cause I can't tell.

[man 1] If you're serious about making an offer, think about a number and then go way above that.

[man 2] They look like a nice couple.

[woman 2] Just make sure we find the right buyers.

[man 2] We have to get out of here before we both lose our minds. Just start packing.

[tense music continues] 

[man 2] I just want to start over. Just 'cause things got ****** up doesn't mean it has to stay that way.

[doorbell rings] 

[woman 1] It's rare you get to meet the sellers. You know all the secrets. 

[man 3] Be a shame if people find out what really happened in that house.

[man 4] Huh?

[woman 3] Huh?

[women] What?

[man 2] You think you can scare me, Mikey?

[upbeat music plays] 

[woman 4] There is something strange going on. 

[woman 5] People lie! And sometimes it's for good reasons.

[siren wails]

[man 4] Nope. 

[woman 2] What's happened to us? 

[man 2] Somebody slashed our tires! 

[woman 6] Well, that's no fair.

[man 2] Put the knife down.

[woman 2] I'm just gesturing. 

[man 2] I know. But you're all hyped up, so put the knife —

[woman 2] I'm not gonna kill you.

[man 2] So put it down. 

[woman 1] We deserve to have the house of our dreams. 

[woman 7] You're hiding something.

[laughs]

[both laugh] 

[woman 8] What the **** is up with LA? 

[woman 3] OK, Denise. People are staring.

[music turns dark]

♪ Our house ♪ 

[woman 6] I want this house. 

♪ In the middle of our street ♪ 

[man  5] She'll say anything to get what she wants. 

[man 1] That is ******* dark! 

[woman 3] Dreams take time to build. 

[man 4] We gotta be honest with each other. 

[woman 8] What are you hiding?

[music intensifies] 

[man 5] The lying. It's all such a mind tangle! 

[man 1] There's a reason buyers and sellers don't meet.

[laughs]

♪ Our house ♪

[barking echoes] 

♪ Our house ♪

[woman screams]

[woman 2] Oh! Oh my God! Are you OK? 

[woman 6] I'm fine! [groans] Maybe we could go into your house and get some ice? 

[woman 2] No. 

♪ Our house ♪