Taylor: [laughs] Do you feel that?

Garrett: I feel hydrated.

Tyler: Glad you pulled that out.

Ashley: Does this look crazy?

Group: Oh my God! 

Tim: Are you a proud public pooper? 

Stephen: I mean, I’m not proud of it.

[upbeat music playing]

Ashley: Do you have tattoos?

Monica: I do. I have a couple.

Ashley: Where?

Monica: The trashiest thing about me, by far-

Ashley: It's on your ass? 

Jenny: Is it a tramp stamp? What is it? I need you to get up. That is a show-and-tell.

Monica: The… I… The "believe" is in black.

Jenny: Is it a star? I gotta see this. Is it a little twinkle star? 

Ashley: Shut up! No! Show us! 

Monica: I'll let you know that I got it when I was 17.

Jenny: I love it so much. This is the most iconic thing. Me too.

Group: Oh my God!

[laughs]

Ashley: Shut up!

[all laugh] 

Ashley: What the hell were you thinking? "Believe" is on your ass?

Stephen: One of my biggest irrational fears is when I'm taking a **** in a, uh, public stall, and some unattended child starts slipping under that stall.

Tamar: What?

Stephen: Has that never happened to you?

Tamar: No.

Stephen: Dude, it happened to me one time. I was at a Target. I had to go to the bathroom. And I'm sitting there. Full vulnerable state, you know? And I'm just on my phone. Suddenly, this head-

Tim: Are you a proud public pooper? 

Stephen: I'm not proud of it, but… I'm numb to it is what I am. I'm numb.

Tyler: I like your place, though.

Ashley: Thanks. 

Tyler: We have our list, remember? Do we need anything from the list?

Ashley: Car keys.

Tyler: Car keys. 

Ashley: Um… oh, also, I sleep with a knife.

[quirky music playing] 

Ashley: I mean, I'm the… [laughs] This looks so crazy.

Tyler: Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad you pulled that out. 

Ashley: Does this look crazy? 'Cause I do live alone. You know?

Tyler: Know how close you have to get? 

Ashley: I could make it happen. Quick little artery.

Tyler: Stop explaining. [laughs] Please. Please stop. No, she wouldn't. She doesn't do stuff like that.

Ashley: Yes I would!

Tyler: No.

Ashley: I also have a Taser. Yeah. It's a pink one. It's cute.

Tyler: Okay. A Taser. Who am I marrying? [laughs]

[electricity crackles]

Leo: You like pickles?

Hannah: Love pickles. 

Leo: Every girl loves pickles. I don't even mean that… It's just a thing. I don't know.

Hannah: It is. It is.

Leo: I don't like them. I always wanted to like them, but I couldn't stand them.

Hannah: Yeah.

Leo: Like, "I want to like pickles." "They're… I want to enjoy more things." So I told myself, "Anything's an acquired taste."

Hannah: Yeah.

Leo: "I'm gonna eat pickles once a month." "And maybe I'll start to like them." And it's… I've been doing this for about seven years now.

Hannah: Oh my God. [laughs]

Leo: Yeah. And I like pickles.

Hannah: Really?

Leo: It took about five years. Yeah. Like, I went from literally wanting to vomit to slowly but surely… Like, love a good jar of pickles.

Hannah: Okay.

Leo: Yeah. It took me like hundreds of times. I was very determined. 

Hannah: Yeah, that… I just want to say, that determination is sexy. Like, you know what? You stuck to it.

Leo: I stuck to it, and I felt like I was doing it for my people.

Hannah: Yeah. [laughs]

Leo: I know. 'Cause, like…

Hannah: "I'm doing it for the Jewish community."

Leo: Yeah, I was doing it for the community. I was like… 

Nick: I was known in the pods as like "Rico Suave." Mr. Smooth and Nicky D.

[laughs]

Nick: I see you.

[all laugh] 

Nick: I'm always like that. Like, I never switch up. I talk a certain way. Like… Not just with you, but with other people and stuff like that. 

Friend 1: It's that Cuban.

Nick: It's that cubano.

Hannah: It's that dog in him. You know?

Friend 2: What did you think he looked like?

Friend 1: That's a good question. Yeah.

Hannah: Very different. You're so hot. You're so sexy. But I did not think you'd look like what you look like. 'Cause Nick's in there, like… "You like abs, arms, what?" And he's like, “I got abs.” You do have abs, but, like…

[group laughs]

Nick: I didn't say it like that.

Hannah: How'd you say it?

Nick: I didn't say it like that.

Hannah: How'd you say it? 

Nick: You just knew that I liked to, you know, be active. And work on my body.

Hannah: Like, “I've got a medium-to-large build.” You know?

Nick: That's a fact. Like… 

Hannah: You are fit. But I think I was so worried about what I look like and what do you think about me. "Is he gonna think I'm ugly, fat, not pretty?" You know? It's like… You love me, but if you see me, am I not gonna be your type? You just think about yourself, not what they're gonna look like. And Nick was attractive. And you are attractive, Nick. But, like… it… it's just like shock, like… You literally walk up, like, "Hey." Like, you don't know what to do.

Nick: You don't know what to expect.

Hannah: I also was wearing my heels. 'Cause I had to crouch down to hug Nick. Like, "This is weird." Then I saw Nick in Mexico and was like, "Damn, he's hot." 

Nick: I was so focused on her eyes 'cause her eyes are beautiful. Y'all have to see them.

Hannah: [laughs] **** off.

[mumbles]

Nick: Her eyes are green. My eyes are wonderful as well, so you know our kids would have fantastic eyes.

Garrett: All right. Let's rock and roll.

Taylor: Come over here, Mr. Diva. 

Garrett: I'm not a diva. 

Taylor: Eyes up. 

Garrett: What I don't know is how close to get to the eyeball. 

Taylor: Well, how do I describe it? You'll be like, "Millimeter"? 

Garrett: That's exactly what I wanted. I'm a physicist. You're a chemistry major. Like, "Number of chemical bonds"?

[laughs]

Taylor: Not giving you anything.

Garrett: [laughs] Yeah, you are.

[both laugh]

Taylor: Can you feel that? [chuckles]

Garrett: I feel hydrated. Okay. [laughs]

[both laughing] 

Taylor: You're kidding. 

Garrett: All right. 

Taylor: Do not straddle my face to put on… [both laugh] …this under-eye thing. 

Garrett: Should we go real fast? All right. Voilà. Beautiful.

Taylor: The technique. Picasso.

Garrett: You're gorgeous.

Taylor: Okay.

[both laugh] 

Marissa: I don't know if I told you this. I thought I'd been in love till I met you.

Ramses: Really? You never told me.

Marissa: Yeah. I never told you this? I don't know. It's different with you. Like, it's…

Ramses: Do you feel like our love is different? 

Marissa: Yeah. You've been married before. What did it feel like? Was there any doubt? 

Ramses: In that moment, I was 100% sure that's the move I wanted to make in my life. I didn't have any doubts. I wasn't thinking about anything else. I was just focused on my ex-wife at the time. And that was it.

Marissa: M'kay.

Ramses: Yeah. 

Marissa: I definitely haven't felt any doubts. But my mom has always told me that, like, when… She doesn't care how many people have come out, how much money's spent, if I'm walking down that aisle, if something's telling me, “Run…” And you known I listen to my gut.

Ramses: Yeah. No, I want you to. I want you to stay true to what you feel.

Marissa: Hopefully, the gut doesn't say anything.

[both laugh] 

Marissa: I don't think it will. It hasn't yet.

Ramses: Yeah. 

Marissa: You haven't had any doubt? 

Ramses: If there are any doubts or if anything were to creep in, it'd probably be something I discover now. Within this span.

Marissa: What will you discover? 

Ramses: These weeks that we're spending together. Yeah. Unless you reveal something about yourself that's completely left of field. 

Marissa: Maybe we always just think relationships are supposed to be difficult.

Ramses: Yeah.

Marissa: And they're not.

Ramses: Yeah. They don't have to be.

Marissa: They shouldn't be, right? 

Ramses: What I feel for you is different from anything I've experienced. And, like, the fact that it can only, like, grow exponentially. Like, it's exciting. It's just like… yeah.

[drum sound effect plays]