[Harry] If I was president, I'm figuring out period cramps. First thing I'm doing. Harry and his friends don't pay taxes, and period cramps get eliminated. At this rate, I could be president. Everyone else on reality TV shows are doing it.

[lighthearted music playing]

[producer speaking] Monopolizing? That's a big word for Elmo. What does that mean? He's not balding. Ugh. The bar's set so low.

No, a man who's not balding though?

[Dannelle] I know. I just feel like many men are on their way to potentially be balding.

[Dannelle] It's true. Especially when they do bad things and are around our age, they bald quicker.

That's what they get.

[Maya A] Yeah.

[Rickiyah] Correct. That's what I mean. So he's gotta be a good guy, 'cause he's not balding.

[Dannelle] Or he's getting ahead of the Rogaine.

Or he went to Turkey recently.

[Dannelle] I don't know.

Or I don't know.

[Rickiyah laughing] So this is, yeah, the foyer. We had to watch our fiancé walk in from so many dates that we weren't on.

[Abby] Sad, huh?

During this. This is the stairs. And wait, he's up there. Dennis, your daddy is up there.

[Abby] Mmhm.

[Emma] Look at all this food.

[Abby] Are you hungry? You could have whatever food you want, Dennis, in this house.

It's your mansion, we're living in it.

[Emma] Yeah.

[woman 1] I mean, they did a whole Pilates workout with no weights. [laughs]

[woman 2] The last time I did Pilates, I literally queefed in the middle of it.

[woman 3 gasps] I love that you just said that out loud on national television.

[Mya B] You smell that? You smell that peanut butter? What is happening? In my belly button. It's in my belly button.

[Harry] Why is it in there?

[laughing] I …

[Harry sucks] Is it out now? It's the perfect hole for … many activities. I feel like that would be extremely cocky to say that I have the strongest connection, but I do think, in all realness, I'm, like, up there on the top. Is that PB still in your BB? It's not!

[women exclaiming] If I got a tramp stamp, I would probably get "Boner Garage" with an arrow pointing down.

Hell yeah!

[women laughing]

Is that a rabbit?

[Emma] That's how you're gonna kick. Go get it. Please go get it. Please go try and catch it. Lower. You have to be lower.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Emma screams]

[Harry laughing] I was quick. You didn't even try to be sneaky.

I do feel a little dick deprived.

[music stops] Like, a little. Does no one else?

No, I … just …

[crickets chirping]

[women snickering] Yeah. It's just weird, like, flirting with a man for so long, and like … That's why I talk to Marty. You got a new book?

[Sammy] This is the Bible. [laughing]

[Harry] Oh.

Want me to read it to you?

[Harry] Yeah. "The Lord is my shepherd. I lack nothing." "He makes me lie down in green pastures."

[ethereal music playing]

[Harry] And what does that mean?

Amen. It means that the Lord is with you, and like …

[Harry] He's my shepherd.

[Sammy] "Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit …"

The meek? Meek Mill?

[Sammy laughs]

Not Meek Mill.

Okay. "Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth." Okay, but what does meek mean?

[Sammy] Like, meek, like …

You don't even know.

[Sammy] Yes, I do. What does meek mean?

[Sammy] Meek is like … I think, like, weary, and like, like …

[laughing] You don't know!

[Sammy] Mousy. [laughing] I need the Holy Spirit to come.

[Sammy] He's in you, always. I don't want him — Don't be in me. Ew.

[Sammy] It's not "ew." He's in your heart always.

Oh, I thought he was in my bum.

[Sammy] No, and like, no.

[Harry laughs] And what does it say about period cramps? Nothing. Well, he should have at least had a page about that. Look, all I'm saying is if I, number one, was president, or Jesus, period cramps wouldn't exist. 

My initials are S-A-M.

[woman 1] Are they?

Yes. And my name yeah.

[woman 2] What's your middle name?

Alexis.

[woman 2] Your parents really did it with that. They didn't want to name me Alexis. They were worried they’d call me "Sexy Lexi."

[Sammy] Round of applause! But they called me Slutty Sam anyways.

[woman 2] They said, Sam's SAM.

[all laughing]

Your parents call you Slutty Sam?

[Sammy] No, no! [laughing] No, they were worried, "Sexy Lexi." They found — they found other names for me.

[all laughing]

[Sammy] Yeah. But my initials are S-A-M.