Lost in Space is a space-traveling, life-or-death family drama. The fate of humanity is on the line as the Robinsons try to find a way to evade certain death — like, 10 times a season.

And yet, in the midst of [gestures broadly] all that, some fans found themselves a tad distracted. No, not by Molly Parker’s Maureen or the adventurous Don West (Ignacio Serricchio). Many have developed a deep, delightfully chaotic devotion to Robot, the loyal companion to Will... who also happens to have a rather, ahem, impressive physique.

Listen — we get it. He’s devoted, strong, tall, has a face that literally lights up a room and barely talks back. He’ll even sacrifice some of himself for you. So instead of telling you that it might be time to go outside and get some fresh air, we’re here to help fan the Robot-fueled fire. You’re welcome.